Do you want a gaming laptop bigger than some children? Here ya go!

Meet the Acer Predator 21 X  i.e the monster that will fulfill every dream of heavy laptops that are perfect for hours of gaming and procrastination.  

This laptop, as one blog calls it is a "magic box of stupid". Weighing in at a whopping 17 lbs, Acer has once again pushed the limits of what is considered a "portable computer". For some comparison, here is a list of things that weigh around 17 pounds: a 19-inch flat screen

TV,  A bowling ball, 2,000 paint balls , and a medium bag of dog food. That's insane to me, who would want to carry around a bowling ball of a computer all day? Only the most serious of gamers.  BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE MADNESS!

The Acer Predator 21 X requires 2 power supplies to run, 5 system fans, and 8 heatpipes to stay cool as well as supports 64 GB of memory and up to 5 storage devices at one time. Not to mention it has 4 speakers and 2 subwoofers so you can jam

and game simultaneously. With all of that jazz you obviously also need 2 GeForce GTX 1080 GPUs and a built-in RGB LED mechanical keyboard! Also, if you need to stop mid game and do some calculations, the track pad flips over and turns into a numpad!

If you are looking for a full on gaming experience, the Predator has got it. It has a 21 inch curved screen and an eye tracking camera so you can aim at the enemy just by moving your eyes (depending on if the game supports such a wild thing). You might say SIGN ME UP!  But unless you have at least $5000 to drop, this laptop might only remain in your wildest dreams.